I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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