Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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