Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize
