it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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