too bad you live with your parents still
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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