I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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