Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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