Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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