I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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