you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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