I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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