marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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