yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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