Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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