At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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