why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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