38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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