fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I still have a little drunk in my system
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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