kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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