at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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