fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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