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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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