Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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