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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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