Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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