Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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