i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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