People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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