goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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