elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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