The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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