Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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