There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
4 words: hood of his car
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
