fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
