Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Still dying that you shit outside
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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