you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I would fuck him just for his dog
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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