dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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