I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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bring money and cleavage
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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