have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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