My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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