i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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