weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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