brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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