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why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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