that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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