omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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