Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
