OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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