Whod you bang
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You smell like a Billy Joel song
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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