I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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