I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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