WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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