no you cant smoke seaweed
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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