Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Let's get the cat blown out
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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