if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
tell me about the eggs
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