plz talk dirty to me
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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