Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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