my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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