it was like his penis was on wheels.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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